Today I woke up at 1
Started drinking at 2
Now it's almost 6 and I have to sober up to try to drive to the liquor store before it closes at 7.
I had a great idea today:
Joey from Friends has his own spinoff coming, entitled "Joey" (this part is not my idea). I think the rest of the cast should be Joey from Blossom and Uncle Joey from Full House. I thought it should still be called just "Joey", but these other guys voted in favor of "Joeys".
Either way, it would be the best show ever.
|Are animal crackers actually cookies?
(my apologies if you've read this from me elsewhere--I need as many responses as possible!)
I say they are. Things to consider:
-can anything be both a cookie and a cracker?
-what separates cookies from crackers?
-what are they closest to at the grocery store?
-if they aren't crackers, why are they called crackers? is it false advertising?
-graham crackers are clearly crackers, yet teddy grahams seem more like cookies.
-fig newtons are actually fruit and cake.